DieKast Messiah, Dive, Jamie Cardno, Sansara, Chinese Chicken Balls @ MASE, Llandudno Centre

By |December 17th, 2001|0 Comments

I applied for a new job vacancy this evening that was posted on my message board, it read: “Winger [sic] wanted to stand at gigs and moan about how unoriginal the bands are. Must be able to compare any band with a more famous one and must have own goatee. Qualifications from the school of sad geek wanker must be held.”

Unfortunately I lacked the qualifications required & had to abandon hope as my tutor, Arthur Penis spent too much time loitering in Gents Toilets with a copy of Buggery Monthly.
Instead I headed for this month’s MASE event to moan about how unoriginal the bands are & compare them with a more famous one. Cunningly I went in disguise by shaving off the goatee.

Fudged, Sansara, Snowblind, Beth @ MASE, Llandudno

By |October 22nd, 2001|0 Comments


Tonight it was Andy Fatman’s turn as I one by one introduce the Crud Crew to the admirable world of MASE, the organisation behind keeping 500 teenagers off the streets of Llandudno once a month. My first feeling was of being gutted having learnt that we had missed Plutonic & particularly Flea Cirkus who I really enjoyed at the Breeding Ground a few months ago. My second feeling was of total shock of being the only living person to have ever witnessed Fatman order a coke & lemonade at the bar, admittedly this was an alcohol free joint, which means the kids down bottles of Thunderbird wine before getting here. I also had the added bonus of being frisked by a female bouncer on the way in (she had strong hands).