PYW DALL – MACHER FANZINE

In December 1988 the first issue of the fanzine Macher was published, compiled by Dave Jones (born 9.6.65), who was soon to take on the ‘zine’s moniker as do all fanzine writers. Macher was the first English language fanzine to cover Welsh language music in an attempt to run alongside Anhrefn in bridging the gap between the two cultures. And to an extent Dave succeeded and ran the ‘zine for twelve issues (which is excellent for a fanzine), receiving reviews on both radio and TV. Being a newspaper journalist Dave was able to utilise the technology at hand to produce a well presented ‘zine, although ironically Neil Crud typed up the first issue(?).

Drawing on the enthusiasm of both Anhrefn and 4Q, who he publically cited as his heroes, Dave formed his own band, Pyw Dall in 1988. Although Dave lived and worked in Denbigh, the band was based in his native Holyhead. Dave was the frontman/bassist with Dylan Williams (b.12.12.71) on guitar and Tudur Owen (b.22.5.67) who replaced Steve Jones on drums. Pyw Dall were originally ‘formed’ in 1987 by Dave and his student mates but none of them could play instruments (in fact none of them had any). Yet despite this they gained newspaper and magazine coverage on the back of being total frauds. Once described as ‘the Welsh equivalent of Barry Manilow on a heroin charge,’ the band formed ‘for real’ a year later. They took their name taken from the character Blind Pugh played by John Cleese in the Python inspired film Yellowbeard. Dave’s lyrics and wit portrayed a very Kinks-like attitude, looking at everyday things in life eg; the song Y Wilk, is about a racehorse called The Wilk with the translated lyrics of; “don’t back The Wilk, he’ll end up on the floor.”


The first demo; Y Ffon Gwyn (The White Stick) was slated in the Welsh magazine Sothach, and the official cassette release of the demo Dim Heddwch (No Peace) was largely ignored by an ignorant Welsh media with only Yr Anhrefn’s Rhys Mwyn pushing the cause. The band did however perform a superb session on BBC Radio Cymru’s Ian Gill Show (the songs Crosville and Premiere Cymru Wales were later banned) and Y Wilk was featured on the compilation CD; Hei Mr DJ.

Maffia Mr Huws drummer Gwyn Jones had played on all the band’s recordings until Tudur Owen was recruited as skins man in March 1991. The band’s first live gig came the following May and Tudur played on the group’s second and final cassette Gwallgo in September, a joint effort with fellow Anglesey act A5.

Pyw Dall played a total of sixteen gigs and were voted Most Promising Band at the 1992 Urdd Eisteddfod in Ruthin. They also recorded two videos for S4C’s Fideo 9 programme, Twll Din Byd (The World’s Arsehole – a ‘tribute’ to Holyhead) was screened in November 1991 and Y Gamblwr (a shot at Haydock racecourse) was shown in October 1992. Drummer Tudur left shortly after for a six month honeymoon in Australia and the band never played together again. An ill-fated return with dance music songs based on slating Coronation Street characters was soon abandoned. Dave and Dylan are back recording so the story may not be over.

 On the 2004 release of MC Mabon’s Kerdd Dant CD (on Slacyr), Dave said; ‘MC Mabon sampled one of our songs (Dim Heddwch) and promised to make us millions, still waiting.’

 Before Pyw Dall, Dave was part of short-lived acts such as Windshite, Howlin Wind and Wank Williams, and after the band he became a newspaper editor in Rhyl and dabbled occasionally with recording. One such dabble being April 2000′s release through Mr Big Time Records under the guise of Quill Bones. A new project – The Amazing Expanding Indian – was also planned, but nothing as yet has emerged.

On the Quill times Dave recalls, ‘Even funnier was I typed Quill Bones into the search engine tonight and it turns out it is some form of red indian necklace. I can assure you when I chose the name that never came into it. My brother (a musician) is called Bill Jones, so I started to call him Bill BONES and then got bored with that so I changed it to Quill Bones (behind his back). The artist (formerly known as Twat) Quill Bones was actually a spoof of my own elder brother’s cheap Yamaha tunes and corny lyrics. Even more amazing is I have played him one or two of “Quill’s” tracks and he didn’t even recognise himself!’

Crud’s Compost Corner

Published in Macher fanzine – issue 8
NOW that CRUD and 4Q are near enough fond memories what has replaced them? Macher, in the way of being informative – as far as the Welsh scene is concerned continues to keep in touch, and a-ha PYW DALL have emerged amongst a hail of controversy. I’m in no way stating that Macher or Pyw Dall are Crud/4Q clones (far from it) both are original in their own right. What I’m getting at is that it’s great to see someone else stir shit as Dave did on Ian (stewed to the) Gill’s show stating honest views on Crosville buses among other things.

As well as this, reactions are being stirred in a second rate Welsh magazine called Sothach. Y’know the type I mean, a publication that feels high enough to criticise individuals on a personal basis, when all they’re doing is generating publicity for the people they slag off, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

My wife arrived home the other day and said: “Neil, I’ve got some news, we’re going to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet.’

“Oh, are you pregnant ?’ I replied.”No, I’ve got crabs.’

See you in number nine, in the meantime keep taking the tablets.

Love and sticky white stuff,

CRUD’S Top 10 playlist.

l. All You Need Is Crud-Beatles

2. Addicted to Crud-Robert Palmer

3. Can’t Buy Me Crud-Beatles

4. Let Crud Rule-Lenny Kravitz.

5. One Crud-Bob Marley

6. I Should Be So Cruddie-Kylie Minogue

7. What Time Is Crud-KLF

8. Groovy Kind Of Crud-Phil Collins

9. Dawns Y Crudiau-Yr Anhrefn

l0. Should Crud Stay Or Should Crud Go-The Clash.

Crud’s Compost Corner

Published in Macher fanzine – issue 7
One finds it increasingly difficult to explain the initial sensation of heat differentation when one immerses ones buttocks into a bath of steaming hot water. The same difficulty is encountered when I put the question to why I compile CRUD. The solution to both puzzling queries is similar – it gives me a hard on!!!!!!

CRUD 8 emerged a year ago, the long awaited CRUD 9 will be induced at hospital very shortly. The reason for such a long gap is that although most of you clean living twat bags would like to see there, I could have provoked HM Hit Squad into pushing a prison sentence my way, due to the fact I’ve been on bail for the previous 6 months. And all because I refer to nuns in a different way to Harry Secombe (I bet he thinks the same way though).

4Q as far as I’m concerned is over & done with, although I hear rumours that Cumi is determined to save his ego & flog the already rotting horse even further. If this turns out to be the case I want MACHER readers to know that I have nothing to do with 4Q anymore, & I am totally against non-original members using the name 4Q to pick up on a captive audience.

My plums are prickling on the thought of another MACHER. Dave has now become a legend among zine writers so keep supporting him you ungrateful cunts. That’s it until my next COMPOST CORNER, keep shooting your rocks off & saving your belly button fluff.

Crud’s Compost Corner

Published in Macher fanzine – issue 4

WHILST attempting suicide by smoking I seek inspiration on what to write for my fourth Compost Corner. And of course Crudmas is with us once again, a time to get pissed, stand at the back of the church when listening to Midnight Mass shout ‘Who Are you Giving one this Christmas vicar?’

A time to go carol singing and to piss down the letterbox when the occupant tells you to fuck off.A time to stuff yourself to the point of bursting and smear shit all over the TV screen as the Queen gives her speech (which is a load of shit every year anyway).

Regular Macherites will know I spent the summer in the South West working in a pub learning how to abuse tourists. I’ve concluded that there is nothing worse than the British tourist, they must be the most ill mannered pompous twats I’ve ever met.

Bands? Well 4Q have had a lot of confusion via the press! (or people who contacted the press-M). We should be gigging again by the time you read this so read ‘Sounds’ or ‘Kerrang’ for dates. I think U Thant and The Crumblowers are the first two Welsh bands to give me a hard on since I had a shower with Sion Sebon (he should never have bent over to pick up the soap).

As for English bands I can’t find anything promising, but in Scotland, Political Asylum are worth an earwig. CRUD 8 should be out by now so order a copy taday! If you want to subscribe, send £2 with your address and you’ll get the next five issues.

A quick carol: Good King Crudlas-las of Colwyn Bay, Had a good crap every day, Then one day he crapped so hard, His bum was sore so he soothed it with lard.

Thank you, goodnight and God bless. I love you all, see you in Macher 5. Drive home safely now!

Crud’s Compost Corner

Published in Macher fanzine – issue 3
When Crud buyers from the West counties of Devon, Cornwall and Somerset moaned in their letters about having nothing to do, I used to dismiss their claims and state that North Wales is by far a more yawning, boring place. At time of writing I have spent a month in Somerset and fuck me, NOTHING happens here.
If it wasn’t for the sheep I’d have left on my first day. Because there is little to do in these regions. The resident cider drinking country yokels spend their time being concerned with other people’s business.
The other day I farted whilst having a good old dump and the entire population of North West Somerset knew about it. The entire population of Macher readers know my humble magazine has been in the shit quite a few(hundred) times.
The North Wales Constabulary blew a fuse over the shoplifting guide. The North Wales and the Greater Manchester Chigley Fire Brigades sprung a leak over the arsonist advert. A former BBC executive threatened to sue unless I apologised for crediting his name to a poem, and to top it all Geoffrey Dickens MP sent a copy of CRUD 7 to the Home Office for investigation after being appalled by it’s contents. Dare you buy CRUD?
On the 4Q front we’ve been quiet during the spring as I’m in Somerset, but also we’re tired of playing the same old dustbins and lavatories of Britain, and it’s given us breathing space to rehearse a more dynamic approach to our music.
In fact anyone who’s got our early recordings (i.e. 4Q 1 Leeds 0 / The Very Worst Of… / Brain Dead and Barmy In Brighton) might not recognise the songs we do now.
On a more localish note, Anti-apartheid groups of Liverpool University and Denbigh have got Crud listed as a National Front publication(!!!)
I see they’ve got hold of a half-baked story, thrown it in the frying pan and bingo! Another target.
What a bunch of turds. Allegations like that can completely ruin a person, even more so when they are totally unfounded. I’m just glad I didn’t bump into any of the organisations’ members when I first found out because I was very ANGRY.
I still want an apology, although I wlll settle for them to arrange an Anti-apartheid benefit concert with 4Q on the bill.
Right them me maties, keep stretching those condoms and buy lots of Crud so that I can be filthy rich and look down my nose at you all.
All the breast

Crud’s Compost Corner

(Published in Macher fanzine – issue 1)
Hi pop pickers, how honoured I felt when Dave rang me up & asked moi to compile a column in N.Wales’ newest fanzine it’s about time too as the lazy git has been threatening to do one for eons. So, Gogledd Cymru? Well if the UK was desperate for a shit, North WaI-es would be No.1 choice for the arsehole. If you’re young, sick of the crap on TV & can see a little further than the bottom of your pint glass, then there’s fuck all entertain-ment in the area (apart from your twiddley bits). There was a time when a person could hop on the bus & watch the Damned, SLF, Jam, Cockney Rejects, Clash etc. Nowadays yer fuckin lucky if 4Q play in the area. WHY? A considerable lack of venues, & the ones that are available, you either pay through the nose to hire or they are run by non-gambling, dodgy promoters.

4Q have played over 40 gigs outside Wales this year & have only been banned 4 times. We have played 8 gigs in this area & have been SIX times. And yet the stage act is genera-lly the same. So unless your band is called Toni & Terry & you sing shitty pop songs over a Bontempi organ then people are going to get upset. After a lot of thought I’ve concluded that the only decent thing for North Wales is a FUCKING GREAT BOMB!

I understand Rhys Mywn (spelt wrong) has also had the honour of his own column in MACHER, pah! These international rock stars get all the bonuses in life. I also heard that The Flaps have been immobilised for a few months after a car crash. They’re okay but Alan the bassist insisted on breaking his leg. They should’ve been driving faster!!

Thanx for your time & thanx to Dave Belchin Weindecker for the space. If you’re a news-paper editor reviewing this zine- fuck shit piss panty cunty bollock brained bastids. Drop me a line (of white crystallised powder) to THE HOUSE OF CRUD