Plenty of new releases to play you… New albums from Sona, Whales, The Keys, Pulco, Northern Star Records and Rash Records, new tracks / releases by Kixxstart, Johnny Horizontal and 4 Sticks, as well as recent LPs from Global Parasite and Seagull Kinevil. I also dug out Big Leaves and Carbonari from the dusty attic…

WHALES – Puck Rock
SONA – Universally Challenged
SEAGULL KINEVIL – Dream Rubble
GLOBAL PARASITE – Worship?
PERFECT BLUE – Parallel Dimensions
BILLY CHILDISH & MUSICIANS OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE – Who Do You Think You Are Kiddin Mr Hitler?
THE KEYS – People Meet People
BIG LEAVES – Hwyrnos
CARBONARI – Killing Ourselves
STUNTFACE – Can’t Keep Me Down
PULCO – Paddle People
KIXXSTART KITTY – Psycho Delicious
STOKOZ TO MOSCOW – Tablets
4 STICKS – Big Old Moon
BIG HANDS BIG HEART – Maybe In The Holidays
JOHNNY HORIZONTAL – Diwrnod Lyfil o Haf

It’s been a long time, I know, I know – busy y’see, trying to get my book finished.
The scene seems to have picked up a bit of late, with more quality bands coming through.. Check out The Bright Young People just for starters!
BRIGHT YOUNG PEOPLE – Good Time Girl
GINTIS – Don’t Ever Think About Dying
GLOBAL PARASITE – Priceless Advice
VILE EVILS – Demon
GOLDBLADE – England’s Still Dreaming
FAG MACHINE – Hilary
WE ARE ANIMAL – Hunting
THE MAYORS – Screaming Jesus
PUNCHDRUNX – Ripped To Pieces
TIM & SAM’S TIM & THE SAM BAND WITH TIM & SAM – Summer Solstice
SEAGULL KINEVIL – You’re Fucked Mate
BONG SQUAD – God & The Athiest
ALIEN MATTER – Bad Earth
THE ONLOOKERS – Pure Magick
VATES – Ymosodiad y Contiad

Love it… Just love it…!!! Few cans, curry and a Crud Cast – the perfect evening…

SEAGULL KINEVIL – Black Lemons
MOTHER OF SIX – Grossberger
MANK – Cerridwen
GLOBAL PARASITE – Bileball
TIM AND SAM’S THE TIM AND SAM BAND FEATURING TIM AND SAM – Choices
STINKY LIMPET – May I
LUCKY DELUCCI – Old Sound of The River
SONA – Gone But Not Forgotten
VILE EVILS – Demon
SON CAPSON – Flying on a Pogo Stick
NUKEATEEN – Coffee Break
HOGCHILD – One Hundred
PERFECT BLUE – Stardust (Kontakte remix)
THE JUNK – Sally
THREATMANTICS – Sali Mali
BASTIONS – Whores of Singapore

More brilliant music – and loads I couldn’t play ’til I actually find out what they are..!! Not all artistes are good at putting their names on their tracks – so I get song titles but no name; yes.. I should file them properly… but hey..!!! I can piss on my own chips….
Love the Auto Trash version of Human Fly, also carried on being a bit nostalgic with a bit of Culture Shock and Rudimentary Peni… excellent stuff…

AUTO TRASH – Human Fly
SON CAPSON – Sniper On The Roof of Tesco
WHALES – Gibbed Again
ISAAC BIRCHALL – Driving Crazy
SEAGULL KINEVIL – You’re Fucked Mate
KIXXSTART KITTY – (S)in Her
DUNCAN BLACK – Here Comes My Sick
HEAD IN THE SHED – Punk TV Solar Day
CULTURE SHOCK – Pressure
RUDIMENTARY PENI – Pain Inside
WE ARE ANIMAL – Hunting
STACEY COHEN – Listen In The Dark
GOLDBLADE – Riot Riot
CARTA – Building Bridges
LEUCINE – Hospital, Driver Please

Really love the music on this show – had so much good stuff that I couldn’t cram it in, yes, I know I could’ve made it longer – there’s no rules, but I think an hour is long enough – maybe too long…
The advent of the mp3 player is such a wonderful beast, no longer do we get up every 3 minutes 30 seconds to change the single we’re playing. I can happily do the ironing and listen to my favourite tunes on Random Play. Not very rock ‘n’ roll to admit to ironing… I’ll rephrase that…
I can happily inject crystal meth into my eyes and listen to my favourite tunes on Random Play – which is how I rediscovered Cosmo Jones Beat Machine, and I thought Finland was place full of elks and tall blonde women…
Also coming up on random was the excellent Genod Droog – excellent enough to ensure it went back on the iPod and back in the car for some easy listening while I kerb crawl. Beastellabeast’s CD ‘Beastiality’ also jockeyed for position and rubbed shoulders with Race Horses and Future of The Left in the CD player this week. And I also got invited to the ‘Get Thyrd Eye’s Debut Single into The Charts’ group of Farcebook – I’m not really an advocate of get this and that into the charts as every Twm, Dic a Hari is doing it these days – there’s no surprise that the big wigs will spread their evil all over FB to promote their vile shit disguised as music in the near future, so for that reason, and because I really really like the song and the band, I joined the Thyrd Eye group and will also buy a copy on Feb 15th.

GENOD DROOG – Genod Droog Theme
COSMO JONES BEAT MACHINE – Dinin’ With The Mau-Mau
BEASTELLABEAST – Clean On The Dirty
RACE HORSES – Scooter
THROBBING GRISTLE – Something Came Over Me
THYRD EYE – Say Something
ZOMBINA & THE SKELETONES – Your Girlfriend’s Head
FOREIGN LEGION – Party In Prague
PWSI MERI MEW – Meistr Y Moroedd
INBREEDING REDNECKS -  Corpse Molster/Participate in This Extinction
NICK RIFF – Symbiont
A-NORMAL – Post Synaptic Theramin
POCKETKNIFE – Straight To Hell
CHEAPSKATE – Science & Love
FUTURE OF THE LEFT – You Need Satan More He Needs You

Flattened a tree with my car in the snow, saw some great bands and a great punk exhibition and went to a great punk all-dayer and only recalled two of the six bands I saw… Pass me the liver…

THE JUNK – Far From Here
RACE HORSES – Voyage To St.Louiscious
Y NIWL – Un
ZOUNDZ – Dirty Squatters
SWATHES – Very White
AUTONOMADS – GMP
THREATMANTICS – Don’t Care
CULPRIT 1 – Screamer
CAMERA – Can’t Explain
FINITE DEATH – Eye Rape
STOP EJECT – I Am Social Network
BEASTELLABEAST – Wronguns
BOOTNIC – Wyt Ti’n Ffit? Wyt Ti’n Ffresh?
4 STICKS – Tastes Like Soap
RAMMAN – Is This The Queue for Insurrection?

It’s minus 125deg celsius outside, so I’ve carved an ice sculpture of a GLOBAL PARASITE listening to a CLOCKWORK RADIO whilst being shat on by a SEAGULL KINEVIL. The Parasite did issue THREATMANTICS through its CAKEHOLE PRESLEY, but ended up thinking about THE FUTURE OF THE LEFT, what with the election looming and the zWOLF at the door for Mr Brown. His nerves are bad enough to have him reaching for THE FAG MACHINE, unlike his MASTERS IN FRANCE who are at YR ODS with him over THE ST PIERRE SNAKE INVASION. There’s no point being AFTER AN ALIBI or looking for the PERFECT BLUE as ZEBEDY provides no SOLUTIONS….
GLOBAL PARASITE – Seven Seven
CLOCKWORK RADIO – Foxtrot Bravado
SEAGULL KINEVIL – Black Lemons
THREATMANTICS – Sali Mali
CAKEHOLE PRESLEY – Small Ideas
FUTURE OF THE LEFT – Arming Eritrea
zWOLF – Room For Doom
FAG MACHINE – Fallout
MASTERS IN FRANCE – Greyhounds
YR ODS – Citys Heart is Burning
ST PIERRE SNAKE INVASION – Attack of The Killer Heels
AFTER AN ALIBI – Rapture
PERFECT BLUE – Cool In Shades (HITS remix)
ZEBEDY – They’ll Speak of Us For Years
SOLUTIONS – Young Loins

And you do what they told you – listen to Crud Cast…

The Culprit 1 track is a screamer, excellent piece of work, followed by The Racketears Mk2,
proving there is life after Tom. Leucine are back and better and far more powerful than before. I revisit Deeside’s Dr Phibes which, judging by the reaction when I posted their video on my Facebook page inspired a few of you to look up their back catalogue.
Maybe one day I’ll be able to boast that you heard St Pierre Snake Invasion here first!
Hopefully they’ll go a few steps further than Zabrinski. Bastions are making waves across the North Wales coast and that’s just from the brutal force of their noise forcing the tide backwards. Smugglers Run are heading over the Snake Pass to Denbigh soon to entertain the hoardes in the Plas Pigot. Germ Corporation provide another jingle for the show and the track Taser Me Baby. Fuck Your Haircut get personal, while Whales are simply sublime.
Stinky Limpet go on a downer coma because The Exiles took a teenage overdose.
Probably my highlight of the show is Seagull Kinevil’s track, which I enjoyed so much I did an extended mix. Add this to Ankst’s latest offering in the form of the Docfeistr compilation album and you’ve got the perfect christmas show…
So, as The Fondlers would say… Fuck you Father Christmas x

CULPRIT 1 – Screamer
RACKETEARS – Icicles
LEUCINE – Hospital Driver Please
DR PHIBES & THE HOUSE OF WAX EQUATIONS – Hazy Lazy Holograms
ST PIERRE SNAKE INVASION – Reservoir Dogs
ZABRINSKI – Celwyddwallt
BASTIONS – Crooked Hand
SMUGGLERS RUN – The Young
GERM CORPORATION – Taser Me Baby
FUCK YOU HAIRCUT – Rooney Get AIDS
WHALES – Power Play
PERFECT BLUE – A Bao a qu (HITS remix)
STINKY LIMPET – Downer Coma
EXILES – Teenage Overdose
SEAGULL KINEVIL – Failed
DR TRAY – Caffi
DR TRAY – Docfeistr
COFI BACK A TEW SHADY – Chwedl y Docfeistr
THE FONDLERS – Fuck You Father Christmas

From the cold barren wastes of outer Rhyl, where the sun don’t shine (actually it’s a very beautiful part of the country, but I don’t wanna spoil the moment…), we bring you another episode of Crud Cast… One hour of excellent music…

SEAGULL KINEVIL – You’re Fucked Mate
BLUE EYED SHARK EXPERIMENT – Goodbye My Little Friend
PORTRAIT OF A LIFETIME – Defy Defy
SOMETHING PERSONAL – Long Way To Fall
DUNCAN BLACK – Al Capone
HELLACIOUS! – Movie Screen Queen
WHALES – Face Off
BEASTELLABEAST – Lucky Nuthin’ Casino
GET GIRO, SPEND GIRO – Kebab
WE ARE ANIMAL – Hunting
BASTIONS – Misery King
HOGCHILD – One Hundred
ST PIERRE SNAKE INVASION – Black Death
HOWL GRIFF – Crash & Burn
PENNY DREADFUL – Stone Baby
STUNTFACE – Go To Hell Blues
GERM CORP – Pain Barrier

It’s cold in Crud Cottage, so it takes a while to get warmed up, not the music, that’s ace from the start – with Siren kicking things off in psychedelic indie fashion, before a quick and regular blast of Ham ‘n’ Cheese – if I could be arsed counting, I’d tell you how many times I’ve played that track, but I can’t… so I won’t….
Just lean back and relax…

SIREN – Secondhand Love
SEIZE THE DAY – Ham ‘n’ Cheese
HOWL GRIFF – Bluebirds
HOSTILE OMISH – Mohawk
BRIGADE ROSSE – Psychotop
MECHANICAL OWL – Snowdonia
MOTHER OF SIX – Penelope
KLAUS KINSKI – Happiness Happiness
LO-FI – Garage Floor
RESCUE PARTY – Seven Nation Army
GET OUT CLAUSE – Bought Recognition
BRIGYN – One Way Streets
TWENTIETH CENTURY TOKYO PRINCESS – Tambourine Shoe
ST.PIERRE SNAKE INVASION – Encore Encore
SIX RED CARPETS – Here’s To The Nightmare
MITCHELL MUSEUM – Extra Lives
LT. MEAT – My Opinion