Fuck, it’s 1.23am christmas morning and I’m wide awake. I guess that cocktail of Cobra beer and black tea was the wrong thing to take before bed. Even a mildly shit Pierce Brosnan film The Thomas Crown Affair, was not enough to send me to sleep. Maybe I’m excited about Xmas Day, a day where we all seem to celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ…
When the jumping Jehovahs knocked on my door this afternoon, I told them Jesus has caused so much death and destruction in this world that why on earth would I consider following him? They told me he didn’t cause the death, but some of his followers have. And what makes them any different? I closed the door on these preachers… Fuck them, fuck them all and all religions.
So why do we celebrate Christmas when it’s got fuck all to do with religion? Well, it’s for the kids innit! And we need a holiday. That’ll do me…
Bored now, bored of endless Facebook and Twitter feeds wishing us all a merry christmas… Fuck off the lot of ya! 🙂